دوشنبه، شهریور ۳۰، ۱۳۸۸

Success

Success is just like being pregnant:
Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were fucked.


یکشنبه، شهریور ۲۲، ۱۳۸۸

محض خنده

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'